In this Legion Was Here walkthrough, I cover each mission step by step, including the documents I investigate, the appearance traits I identify, and the questions I answer during infiltration. I explain how I use the available clues to identify each target and complete the missions successfully.
Legion Was Here Walkthrough
The game is split into two phases such as Investigation and Infiltration. During Investigation, I look for 10 appearance traits and collect information from the dossier to answer questions later. During Infiltration, I answer multiple-choice questions using what I remember.
I can fail Infiltration by making three mistakes, although correct answers replenish the mistakes, or by getting certain important questions wrong. I can also fail if my appearance is too different from the target I prepared. For 100% completion, I need to get all 10 appearance traits right and answer every question correctly.
Appearance Traits and Tools
I use the following tools to change the 10 appearance traits:
| # | Appearance Trait | Item |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Eye Shape | Eyeball |
| 2 | Mouth Shape | Lipstick |
| 3 | Ears | Ear |
| 4 | Eye Color | Contacts |
| 5 | Facial Hair | Razor |
| 6 | Nose Shape | Nose |
| 7 | Eyebrows | Marker |
| 8 | Age | Stopwatch |
| 9 | Hair Color | Spray Can |
Each appearance trait has a name on the vitals screen. In this guide, I identify each trait by its number, description, and name. I count the numbers clockwise, starting from the top. For example, the goatee is Number 6, Goatee Deftones.
Age is the least straightforward trait because the categories cover a wide range. Young is around 18–30, Mature is around the 30s–40s, and Senior is 50 or older.
Investigation Tips
The hand has several prewritten categories that help me prepare for most of the questions. The context might not be obvious until Infiltration, so I write down everything that looks relevant. Having too much information is better than missing something important.
- I start each case by reading the Mission Order. It explains the assignment and gives context to the documents, which can otherwise be difficult to understand.
- I also check both sides of every document. Not everything is relevant, but the back often contains information that helps me answer questions later.
Infiltration Tips
I treat the questioning phase like a multiple-choice test. I start by ruling out answers that are clearly false or don’t make sense.
If a question seems difficult, I rephrase it to understand what it’s actually asking. For example, the tutorial asks what the target made for dinner. Instead of focusing only on the meal, I can think about the target’s dietary preferences. This makes the correct answer easier to identify.
Some questions also test multiple pieces of information at once. I might need to remember both the target’s speech impediment and the Neptunian war song. When several answers sound plausible, I compare them with my notes and rule out the ones that contradict the evidence.
I can skip mission briefings, and I can press ESC to leave Infiltration if I make a mistake and want to replay the mission quickly.

Mission 1 – Become Patrick
Investigation
Documents
- Mission Order: The briefing explains Alan Cotton’s relationship with Patrick.
- Photo: A torn photograph showing the lower half of Patrick’s face. The back says “July in Greece.”
- Patrick’s Shopping List: A double-sided list containing various foods and hair dye.
- A Drawing of Patrick: The front shows a cartoon-style drawing of Patrick dressed as a cowboy. The back contains a birthday message from Alan.
Hints
This is the tutorial, so the investigation is fairly straightforward. I have two depictions of Patrick, with the photograph showing the lower half of his face and the drawing showing the upper half.
The two traits that require a little more thought are hair color and age.
I don’t assume Patrick has dark hair just because his stubble is dark. He could dye his hair, and the shopping list gives me the information I need.
Patrick’s Appearance
- Eye Shape: Number 2, Big Round Psycho (Drawing).
- Mouth Shape: Number 2, Kissy Pucker Pouty (Photo).
- Ear Shape: Number 1, Normal Size M (Photo). Number 2 is slightly too big.
- Eye Color: Number 3, Green (Drawing).
- Facial Hair: Number 2, Stubble Bad Boy (Photo).
- Nose: Number 3, Long and Thin Stiletto (Drawing).
- Hair Style: Number 4, Curly (Drawing).
- Eyebrows: Number 1, Sparse Ascetic (Drawing).
- Age: Number 2, Mature. The back of the drawing confirms that Patrick is 36.
- Hair Color: Number 1, Blonde. The shopping list includes blonde hair dye.
Hand Questions
- Age: 36. The birthday message on the back of the drawing confirms his age.
- Eating Habits: Vegan. This isn’t stated directly, but the shopping list contains plant-based foods and vegan cheese.
- Favorite Sauce: Tokyo Delight brand soy sauce (Shopping List).
- Events Celebrated with Alan Cotton: Alan’s 12th birthday at OceanWorld in Seattle (Mission Order). Alan was also present for Patrick’s 36th birthday and drew him in a cowboy outfit (Drawing).
- Alan Cotton Movies: Super Jujuk (Back of Drawing).
- Trips Traveled: The UK, indicated by the shirt in the photograph, and Greece in July (Back of Photo).
- Miscellaneous: Patrick is not involved in the entertainment industry (Mission Order).
Final Appearance
I use the traits above to recreate Patrick before starting Infiltration.

Infiltration
I complete this mission six times and find no any alternate questions.
Question 1: To help him train, I suggested he pose as you!
Answer: Ah, what a delightful coincidence.
I don’t admit to being a spy.
Question 2: Still spending your summers all over the world?
Answer: Yes, I was in Athens last summer.
The back of the photograph says “July in Greece.”
Question 3: Your birthday is coming up. How old will you turn?
Answer: 37 years.
Patrick is currently 36, according to the back of the birthday drawing, so he will turn 37.
Question 4: What was the theme of your last birthday party?
Answer: The Wild West.
The drawing shows Patrick dressed as a cowboy.
Question 5: What did Patrick cook for dinner?
Answer: Grilled corn on the cob and red beans.
I check the shopping list. Patrick appears to be vegan, making this the only suitable option. The pork chops and omelettes don’t fit his dietary preferences.
Question 6: I’ll go gather some wood for a fire.
Answer: Alright! I’ll wait for you here.
I don’t reveal that I’m a spy.
Mission 2 – London Undercover
Investigation
Documents
- Mission Order: Explains the job and provides context for the other documents. I read this carefully because the photographs don’t provide much information on their own.
- Surveillance Photo 01: Shows Lydia Wu, the person we’re meeting. Her hat has patches, and the bottom contains a list of aliases.
- Surveillance Photo 02: An older photograph of Lydia and Claude. It’s too blurry to see much beyond their outfits and part of Claude’s face.
- Surveillance Photo 03: Shows Claude with a general and another terrorist in Paris.
- Photo of Claude Roy: Shows Claude as he currently looks while hospitalized after the incident.
- Newspaper Article: The front covers the San Francisco warehouse explosion that hospitalized Claude. The back contains an agenda of upcoming events.
- Identikit Sketch of Roy: A suspect sketch of Claude that a child has drawn on. It also contains a list of aliases.
- Advertising Photo: An old advertisement featuring Claude when he was eight. The back contains descriptions of older movies.
- Surgical X-Ray: The front shows before-and-after images of plastic surgery. The back contains a print file for Julien DuPuit at the Miranda Clinic.
- Amusement Park Photograph: Shows Claude as a student when he was 21. The back contains emails addressed to Claude Denise and Madeline Zhou.
Hints
The main difficulty is that most of the photographs show Claude at different points in his life, including after events that changed his appearance. I need to work out how he looked this year, immediately before the explosion.
I also need to account for his plastic surgery, which changed one of his facial traits.
I look for a feature that connects the photographs and confirms that they all show Claude. I pay particular attention to the most recent photograph and any traits that remain consistent across the others.
Age requires some calculations, so I use the dates provided in the documents rather than guessing.
For the interview, I pay close attention to Lydia Wu, her background, and her history with Claude. I’ll need this information to answer several questions during Infiltration.
Claude’s Appearance
- Eye Shape: Number 4, Unamused Semicircle Whatever (Photo of Claude Roy).
- Mouth Shape: Number 4, Sausages Plump (Dirty Dino Photo).
- Ear Shape: Number 1, Medium Size M (Identikit Sketch).
- Eye Color: Number 4, Black (Photo of Claude Roy).
- Facial Hair: Number 4, Beard Viking. I can see this in several photographs, including the Identikit Sketch and Surveillance Photo 03. The hair poking through the bandages in the Photo of Claude Roy confirms that he still has his beard.
- Nose: Number 5, Big Round Asterisk (Surgical X-Ray). The joke here is that the bones don’t change, but the outline of the nose’s soft tissue does.
- Hair Style: Number 3, Gelled Long Beach (Identikit Sketch).
- Eyebrows: Number 3, Thin Arty (Dirty Dino Photo, Identikit Sketch, and Amusement Park Photograph).
- Age: Mature. Claude is 38. The Surgical X-Ray dates his surgery to when he was 30, shortly before the Miranda Clinic closed for renovations. The back of the Newspaper Article says the clinic was closed for eight years.
- Hair Color: Number 4, Redhead (Photo of Claude Roy). I look at the facial hair poking through the bandages. This also helps me identify Claude across the different photographs.
Hand Questions
- First Contacts with Wu: The earliest record is the Amusement Park Photograph showing Claude with Madeline Zhou at Jujuk Land Paris in July. The back contains their emails, which identify them as students in the Physics departments at a Paris university.
- Known Associates: Apart from Lydia Wu, Claude has also made deals with General Pak Gun-Mo and Alan Zorkin (Mission Order).
- Place of Residence: The explosion and Claude’s surgery both took place in San Francisco. Since he has to fly to meet Lydia, I conclude that he is based in San Francisco, California, USA.
- Cover Occupation: Bookseller (Surgical X-Ray, back).
- Family Life: The back of the Surgical X-Ray confirms that Claude is married to Felipe DuPuit. The Mission Order also mentions another relative who was involved in the Dirty Dino advertisement, although the relative’s name isn’t provided.
- Miscellaneous: The Dirty Dino advertisement was for ASKD toys.
- About Lydia Wu: Her aliases include M-Bomb, M.Z., and Mad (Surveillance Photo 01). The M.Z. alias connects her to Madeline Zhou, the student Claude knew at university (Amusement Park Photograph, back). Across the photographs, she appears to be a rocker who likes the band Bark Bark Bark.
- Last Meeting with Wu: Claude last saw Lydia at Geneva Airport (Surveillance Photo 02). The image is blurry, but I can make out their outfits, part of Claude’s face, and bags carried by both of them and a third person.
- Educational Background: Claude attended the University of Paris with Zhou, where they studied physics (Amusement Park Photograph, back).
- Last Surgical Operation: Before the explosion, Claude had a nose job at the Miranda Clinic in San Francisco. The surgeon was Dr. Julia Maas (Surgical X-Ray). Since the clinic is closed for renovations, follow-up appointments would take place at the Edward Aesthetic Center.
- Arrest Record: Claude has used several aliases, including Claude Denaise, Julien DuPuit, and Jules Boulanger (Identikit Sketch). The sketch dates to his 2016 arrest in London. He was released because there weren’t enough witnesses (Mission Order).
- Place of Birth: The documents don’t confirm this directly, but the older photographs being set in Paris suggest that Claude is French.
- Age: 38, based on the dates and calculations used for his appearance.
Final Appearance
I use these traits to recreate Claude Roy before starting Infiltration.

Infiltration
All questions have two variations, except for Question 6.
Question 1A: You’ve aged quite a bit since last time?
Answer: Over a year?
The meeting in Surveillance Photo 02 took place a year ago, according to the Mission Order. The other options don’t fit because Claude is around 38, already had his beard back then, and isn’t 50.
Question 1B: It’s really been a year since we’ve seen each other!
Answer: Yes, that’s about right.
The Mission Order confirms that the meeting in Geneva shown in Surveillance Photo 02 happened a year ago.
Question 2A: I imagine you’re still a bit nervous when visiting England since 2016.
Answer: I’m not too worried: the guy who ratted me out to MI6 has vanished from the scene.
Claude was arrested in 2016, but the case went cold because there weren’t enough witnesses (Mission Order).
Question 2B: When was your last run-in with MI6?
Answer: 2016.
The Mission Order gives the date of the arrest shown in the Identikit Sketch.
Question 3A: Is your official occupation still wrecking your back?
Answer: Teen Romance publishers should be covering my physio bills.
The back of the Surgical X-Ray lists Claude’s cover occupation as a bookseller.
Question 3B: Are you still spending half the year with your feet in the water?
Answer: We’ve got awesome waves all year round in San Francisco.
The Newspaper Article and Surgical X-Ray both indicate that Claude lives in San Francisco.
Question 4A: And how’s the relationship front?
Answer: No complaints, my husband’s been over the moon since we opened the shop.
The back of the Surgical X-Ray lists Claude’s husband as his emergency contact.
Question 4B: And on the topic of love… remind me of their name?
Answer: My ray of sunshine is named Felipe.
The Surgical X-Ray confirms that Claude’s husband is Felipe DuPuit.
Question 5A: “I heard you were branching out to the Korean market?”
Answer: You had a chat with Zorkin, didn’t you?
Surveillance Photo 03 shows Claude meeting Alan Zorkin and Korean General Pak. The other options are incorrect because Claude did meet a Korean contact, Pak was a general rather than a minister, and the meeting took place in Paris rather than San Francisco.
Question 5B: Are you still in touch with Zorkin?
Answer: Yes, I met Alan in France a few months ago.
The Mission Order says Surveillance Photo 03 shows Claude with Alan Zorkin six months ago.
Question 6: What kind of crazy story is this?
Answer: I was about to say that.
I don’t admit to being a spy.
Question 7A: Where did we see each other last time?
Answer: Geneva.
The Mission Order identifies Surveillance Photo 02 as a photograph taken in Geneva.
Question 7B: What was I wearing last time we saw each other?
Answer: You were wearing a striped trenchcoat.
I use Surveillance Photo 02 to identify Lydia’s outfit.
Question 8A: How old were we when we first met?
Answer: Around 20 years old.
The Amusement Park Photograph shows Claude at 21, according to the Mission Order.
Question 8B: How long have we known each other?
Answer: About 20 years.
Claude was 21 in the Amusement Park Photograph and is now 38. That gives them at least 17 years of history together.
Question 9A: And can you tell me where we first met?
Answer: At the university in Paris.
The emails on the back of the Amusement Park Photograph show that they were university students before visiting the amusement park. Lydia wasn’t involved in the Dirty Dino advertisement.
Question 9B: And what kind of studies did we do together?
Answer: Physics and Chemistry.
The emails on the back of the Amusement Park Photograph place both of them in the Physics departments.
Question 10A: What nickname did you use to call me back then?
Answer: Maddy.
Surveillance Photo 01 lists Lydia’s aliases, including Mads. The Amusement Park Photograph identifies her as Madeline Zhou, making Maddy the appropriate choice.
Question 10B: You do remember my last name, don’t you?
Answer: Zhou.
The email addresses on the back of the Amusement Park Photograph confirm her surname.
Question 11A: And my favorite music genre is obviously…
Answer: Rock.
Surveillance Photo 01 and the Amusement Park Photograph show Lydia wearing rocker patches.
Question 11B: And if I ask you what my favorite band is, you say…
Answer: Bark Bark Bark.
Lydia wears patches or a T-shirt featuring the band’s logo in Surveillance Photo 01 and the Amusement Park Photograph.
Mission 3 – Neptune’s Guest
Investigation
Documents
- Vulneek in Natural Form Photo: The back contains DES information.
- Vulneek in Human Disguise Photo: Shows Vulneek after enough damage to obscure his facial features.
- Neptunian Analysis: The front describes Vulneek and his anatomy. The back provides a more detailed explanation, so I read both sides carefully.
- Mount Rushmore Postcard: The front shows the presidents’ heads in their usual order. The back contains what the dossier describes as an encoded message.
- Vulneek Looking Through a Newspaper: The back contains an enlarged image.
- Magazine Page: The front contains an untranslated cartoon showing two people making hand gestures. The back has a quiz completed by Vulneek.
- Newspaper Page: The front shows the International Circus Festival, where our client believes one of the clowns is Vulneek. The back contains an interview with a street artist about sneaking into places.
- Vulneek Interview: A magazine interview with Vulneek in his human disguise on Earth.
- Neptunian War Song: The front is untranslated, while the back contains the translation.
Hints
I need to identify Vulneek among the clowns in the International Circus Festival photograph. I can’t work this out until I have established some of his appearance traits.
All the clowns use some form of disguise, but a couple of features remain visible regardless of their outfits.
The two traits I use to identify him are facial hair and hair color. Vulneek is the clown in the lower-left corner, wearing an MZ vest and a black goatee.
Appearance Traits
- Eye Shape: Number 6, Lower Lashes New World (Enlarged Photo of Eyes).
- Mouth Shape: Number 5, Gap Tooth Madonna (International Circus Day Photo).
- Ear Shape: Number 1, Normal Size Medium (Photo of Human Disguise).
- Eye Color: Number 2, Brown. The surveillance photograph makes this difficult to see, but the Neptunian Analysis lists his eye color.
- Facial Hair: Number 6, Goatee Deftones. The Magazine Quiz identifies the goatee as his favorite style.
- Nose: Number 2, Holes (International Circus Day Photo).
- Hair Style: Number 7, Middle Part Beverly Hills (Photo of Human Disguise).
- Eyebrows: Number 2, Big Thick Bushy. The Magazine Interview photograph is blurred, but his eyebrows are very large, and this is the only option that matches.
- Age: Number 2, Mature. The Neptunian Analysis states that he is 38, and the Magazine Interview describes him as middle-aged.
- Hair Color: Number 3, Dark (Magazine Interview, blurred photograph).
Hand Notes
- Family Info: Vulneek appears to wear a wedding ring in his human form (Surveillance Photo and Magazine Interview).
- Eating Habits: Neptunians have invisible digestion. They can eat anything humans can, except fruit, which is toxic to them (Neptunian Analysis). Vulneek has tried Riki Juice before (Surveillance Newspaper Photo). He also likes Italian food but hates anchovies (Magazine Quiz). The interview photograph shows him at an Italian restaurant.
- Meeting Place Info: The meeting takes place on August 12 at midnight, according to the Mount Rushmore Postcard. The location is Mount Rushmore in Keystone, South Dakota, USA. It is far from major cities, with Denver around a six-hour drive away.
- Terrestrial Job: Vulneek works as a clown at the International Circus Festival. He belongs to the Medori-Zoilonni (MZ) troupe with Pizzoli.
- Neptunian Diseases: I use this section to record Neptunian anatomy. Their noses are called Roalnek, and their reproductive organs are called Xavorb (Neptunian Analysis). They are immune to human diseases, but Neptunian diseases cause brown spots. Their Xavorb glows when they have allergies. Their bodies are made of methane and hydrogen and don’t evaporate in Earth’s atmosphere.
- Miscellaneous: Vulneek likes fancy dress and suits (Magazine Quiz and Interview). He is also a fan of Alan Cotton.
- Neptunian Culture: Neptunians read from right to left (translation). The magazine cartoon shows someone making a friendly open-palm V gesture, followed by someone raising their pinky and getting hit with a hammer. This suggests that raising the pinky may be rude. Neptunians also appreciate clowns as an art form (Magazine Interview).
- Alibi for Being at the Location: The SkullBX interview suggests three possible excuses: wearing a construction vest, pretending to be a Boy Scout, or pretending to be an astronomer. I choose the astronomer explanation because the meeting takes place in the woods at night. I also remember the Stargazers advertisement from the Magazine Interview, which mentions the Perseids meteor shower in August. I avoid claiming to see January constellations such as Centaurus or the Southern Cross, which are exclusive to the Southern Hemisphere. Ursa Major or Cygnus are better possibilities.
- Neptunian Expressions: Their noses are called Roalnek, and their reproductive organs are called Xavorb (Neptunian Analysis). They say “Aarneek” when saying goodbye (Magazine Interview). Their famous war song begins, “Valruk, Valruk, oo Valruk.” The first verse rhymes with Azure, Armor, Refrain, and Mountains (translation).
- Language Peculiarities: Neptunians read from right to left. Vulneek has a speech impediment and pronounces V as F in Neptunian, so his name would sound like Fulneek (Magazine Interview). He insists that he speaks only Human until the mission is complete.
- Human Identity: Denis Laforge, based on the Neptunian Analysis and face photograph.
- Other Alien Species: Vulneek considers Martians inferior and describes Plutonians as a “puddle with teeth” (Magazine Interview).
- Place of Residence: Vulneek originally comes from Proteis, a moon of Neptune (Neptunian Analysis). On Earth, he appears to be based in New York City, USA. The postcard was sent from New York, and the interview took place in Manhattan.
Final Appearance
I use these traits to recreate Vulneek in his human disguise before starting Infiltration.

Infiltration
I’ve completed this mission a dozen times, and Questions 1, 8, and 10 have always been the same.
Question 1: Show me the secret gesture.
Answer: Close your right hand, then raise your index and middle fingers.
The Magazine Quiz shows a peace sign as the correct gesture.
Question 2A: Why are you late? (Location)
Answer: New York isn’t exactly next door.
The Mount Rushmore Postcard and Magazine Interview suggest that Vulneek lives in New York.
Question 2B: Why are you late? (Excuse)
Answer: I had to give Mrs. Laforge an excuse.
Denis Laforge is married, as shown by the wedding ring in the surveillance and interview photographs. The other options don’t fit because we don’t live nearby, knew about the plan well in advance, and aren’t accountants.
Question 3A: You’re not taking your costume off?
Answer: I have brown spots at the moment.
The other options are incorrect because Neptunians don’t evaporate, can’t catch human diseases, and have invisible digestion.
Question 3B: Do you prefer to stay in disguise?
Answer: My Xaforb is glowing right now.
The Neptunian Analysis explains that a glowing Xavorb indicates allergies. Since Vulneek pronounces V as F, he says Xaforb instead of Xavorb. The other options are wrong because he can’t pronounce Xavorb correctly, Neptunians don’t use the human term for their reproductive organs, and they can’t get acne because they don’t have skin.
Question 4A: Can we speak Neptunian?
Answer: As long as I’m in my Denis costume, I speak Human.
The Magazine Interview shows that Vulneek speaks Human while disguised, and his human identity is Denis Laforge.
Question 4B: Can we speak Neptunian?
Answer: I’d rather stick to Human language until our mission here is complete.
Vulneek insists on speaking Human during the mission. The Magazine Quiz also shows that he has no problems with conjugation.
Question 5A: “I’m looking for a new circus troupe. Which one are we in?”
Answer: Medori-Zoilonni Circus.
The International Circus Day photograph shows Vulneek wearing an MZ shirt.
Question 5B: What’s the name of our circus colleague?
Answer: Pizzoli.
The International Circus Day photograph identifies Pizzoli as the person being interviewed and the colleague standing with Denis.
Question 6A: “What’s our favorite restaurant?”
Answer: Yes, at Trattoria Napoli.
The Magazine Quiz confirms that Vulneek likes Italian food.
Question 6B: What would we order at the restaurant?
Answer: Pasta Alla Carbonora.
The question is about what Vulneek can’t eat. He hates anchovies (Magazine Quiz), and Neptunians are fatally allergic to fruit (Neptunian Analysis). This rules out the Hawaiian pizza with pineapple and the tomato-and-mozzarella option.
Question 7: “Which head is [President] on Mount Rushmore?”
This question is randomized. I can be asked about George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, or Abraham Lincoln.
The trick is that Neptunians read from right to left, so the order is reversed.
- First: Abraham Lincoln.
- Second: Theodore Roosevelt.
- Third: Thomas Jefferson.
- Fourth: George Washington.
I use the Mount Rushmore Postcard and read the presidents from right to left.
Question 8: A ranger demands to know what we’re doing here.
Answer: Good evening, we came here to observe the stars.
The SkullBX interview gives me this as the most plausible excuse.
Question 9A: What do we hope to see tonight?
Answer: Shooting stars!
The Magazine Interview’s Stargazers advertisement mentions the Perseids meteor shower in August. I don’t reveal that I’m an alien, choose a constellation that can’t be seen in the Northern Hemisphere, or claim that the sun is visible at midnight.
Question 9B: What do we hope to see tonight?
Answer: Ursa Major
The other three options are nonsense. There is no eclipse at night.
Question 10: We aren’t Flying Saucer fanatics, are we?
Answer: I see what you mean […] at the farthest reaches of the cosmos
We cannot admit to being an alien.
Question 11A: Will you be able to handle a simple button?
Answer: It’s okay, I’m not a Martian
The other options are wrong. Humans aren’t primitive, and Plutonians are so unadvanced that they wouldn’t have technology at all.
Question 11B: Let’s shout our war cry!
Answer: Falruk, Falruk, Uo Falruk
The correct war cry is Valruk, as shown in the translation. However, Vulneek pronounces V’s as F’s, so he would say Falruk.
Mission 4 – The Big Day
Investigation
Documents
- Mission Objective: The mission objective document.
- Classified Ads: These are classified dating ads. According to the Mission Order, one belongs to Ralf and another to Helga. The backside has a Jujuk Park ad.
- Mascot Photos: These show Ralf and his coworkers. The backside has a note about Alex dropping by in costume.
- Birthday Party Photo: This shows Ralf at his best friend’s birthday party two weeks ago.
- Helga’s Poem: A poem from Helga to Ralf where she describes traits she shares with different mascots. She and Ralf also share a tattoo on their shoulders.
- Jujuk Gang Tattoos: These show the shared arm tattoos of Ralf and his Jujuk friends.
- Wedding Invitation: This is an RSVP for the wedding. The front is illustrated, while the backside describes the event.
- Mako Max Bar: The front shows a little vampire mascot, while the backside shows who he has a crush on.
- Comic Strip: The front shows Lord Ramos being woken up by Drooly’s food, while the backside shows some sort of baseball game.
- A Jujuk Burger Receipt: This is a receipt for two burgers. The backside says “our first date.”
- Torn Pink Paper: This is not listed on the Mission Order, but you can find a pink paper with the number
105.01115317and a few letters saying “I’ll be W-”.
Hints
- The game is taking off the gloves, which is funny because everyone has cute Muppet hands today. Previous missions only required a few deductions to identify traits, but almost everything in this mission requires deductions. We only have one clear image of Ralf.
- I would like to emphasize that Ralf’s job is to play Jujuk, as stated in the Mission Briefing. This is not mentioned in any document.
- I would also like to emphasize that we are supposed to identify Ralf on his wedding day. People clean up for weddings, so what is the most recent image we have of him? Look at the Wedding Invitation.
- This mission throws a massive curveball because an important piece of context is only revealed during the infiltration phase. Someone shows up wearing a Roomzy costume, and we need to identify them.
- To make things easier, I have split the mascot names, classified ads, and Roomzy’s identity into separate sections.
- If you look through the three photos, you can see the same people appearing more than once: a Black smoker and a long-haired blonde with dark eyebrows. Helga appears to be in the Birthday Party Photo.
- The Jujuk Park colleagues photo does not help with Ralf’s appearance because he is wearing the Jujuk suit. However, it can help identify the mascots and figure out who Alex is.
- You might think Ralf is wearing the Jujuk costume in the Birthday Party Photo, but the backside of the mascot meetup photo complicates that theory. Alex stopped by “in his favorite costume.” These people do not necessarily work in the suits they wear. They love the Jujuk world so much that they bring their costumes with them.
- There is one appearance trait where it is very easy to overthink things and get the wrong answer. I am referring to the ears. It is much easier than it looks.
- Ralf has to be one of the arms in the Jujuk tattoo photo. What can we use to rule out the others?
- We know two things about Ralf’s arms. Helga and Ralf share a Lilik tattoo, based on Helga’s Poem and the Wedding Invitation, and he does not have body hair, based on Helga’s dealbreakers in her classified ad. This helps us identify Ralf’s arm.
Mascot Names
The Jujuk Park flyer shows 11 mascots: five in the top row, four in the middle, and two at the bottom. We also have 11 mascot names to match. As we know from the briefing and previous missions, one is Jujuk. From Helga’s poem, we have Roomzy, Ramos, Drooly, Serena, Nepalak, and Sok. The Classified Ads also mention Lilik and Lord Ramos. The Birthday Party Photo gives us Morok, and the chocolate bar gives us Mako.
Let’s pretend we are playing The Golden Idol and have to assign names to all 11 mascots. Nine can be identified without deductions. We need a good eye for the tenth and process of elimination for the eleventh. I will start with the mascots that are explicitly named.
- Jujuk: Named in the briefing. This is the mascot Ralf dresses as, with an orange body, a mustache, and a striped shirt.
- Lilik: Named on the yellow and pink poster in the Birthday Party Photo. She is the pink lady with an oval-shaped head.
- Miss Serena: Named on the green and pink poster on the right in the Birthday Party Photo. She is the green-skinned woman with purple hair, a large nose, and a yellow dress.
- Morok: Named on the backside of the polo shirt in the Birthday Party Photo. He is purple, has a kissy face and a red nose, and wears a barrel held up by suspenders.
- Lord Ramos: Named in the comic. He is the purple vampire count with a unibrow and mustache.
- Drooly: Named in the comic. Through process of elimination, he is not the count. He is the yellow mascot with a round nose.
- Lalak: Named in the tattoo photo. The person wearing a brown shirt at the back has a tattoo of the ponytail mascot with Lalak written on it. Lalak is purple, has an oval nose, and wears a ponytail.
- Roomzy: This one is named in the tattoo photo if you look closely. The person at the lower left, who has a cigarette and a watch, has an OOMZ tattoo. This has to be Roomzy. He is the green, red-haired mascot with a red oval nose who wears a smoking jacket.
- Mako: Named on the chocolate bar. Mako is the pointy-nosed mascot wearing a suit and playing the violin.
- Nepalak: This one requires a deduction. In the Group Mascot Photo, the person at the lower right wears a shirt with an N on it and is dressed in the pig-headed costume. Nepalak is the pink pig with buck teeth.
- Sok: This leaves one name through process of elimination. Sok must be the green-eyed vampire who plays baseball.
- Below, I have made a quick MSPaint image with each mascot’s name underneath. I have hidden it behind a spoiler because two of the names require deductions.
All Mascots Named:

Classified Ads
- Are you a DDF HWP SWM4W? If you are unfamiliar with classified ad terminology, M means male and F means female. The ads traditionally start with the person’s age and gender, followed by the age and gender of the person they are looking for.
- Ralf and Helga are a male/female couple, so we can discard the M4M and F4M ads.
- This leaves exactly one female profile that can belong to Helga. Her dealbreakers should help us narrow down the male profiles.
- Once you have made progress identifying Ralf’s appearance, cross-reference it with the male profiles.
- Helga’s ad belongs to the redheaded 24F.
- Ralf’s ad is the M23 profile with Lilik as his favorite. The M22 profile does not date women, the M24 profile would be rejected because he smokes, and the M23 with brown hair does not match the groom in the Wedding Invitation illustration.
Roomzy’s Identity
- During the mission, someone wearing a Roomzy costume storms in and says they love Helga. The two possible names are Liam and Alex. Whoever this person is, they love Roomzy.
- I would like to point out that Liam and Alex appear to live in different places. Alex’s Birthday Photo and Liam’s housewarming photo have different walls.
- We know a little about Alex. The Birthday Party Photo shows that it was his birthday, making him Ralf’s best friend according to the Mission Order. He also appears in the Jujuk Park photo wearing his favorite costume, as mentioned on the backside.
- There are three possible people who could be Roomzy because he has to appear in both the Birthday Party Photo and the Jujuk Park photo: the Black smoker, the blonde with dark eyebrows, or the person wearing the Lord Ramos costume. Ralf is wearing the Jujuk costume.
- We know exactly who Roomzy is: Alex, the Black smoker with the Roomzy tattoos. He wears the Roomzy suit in the Jujuk Park photo. He is not wearing the head, but the smoking jacket identifies the costume.
Appearance Traits
- Eye Shape: Number 8, thin angled Foxy. Helga’s Poem says he has the same eye shape as Nepalak.
- Mouth Shape: Number 8, Buck Tooth, Bugs. The Jujuk Tattoo Photo shows that the only arm with a Lilik tattoo and no arm hair belongs to Ralf.
- Ears: Number 1, normal size, Size M. This is a brutal trick. If you look closely at the Birthday Party Photo, the blonde man with the Lord Ramos tattoo angles up with the arm tattoos of Ralf in the Jujuk Tattoo Photo. This means he has gauges. However, the Wedding Invitation shows him without them because he removed them for the wedding. You will also notice during the mission itself that Helga covered her shoulder tattoo.
- Eye Color: Number 3, Green. Helga’s Poem says his eyes match Sok’s.
- Facial Hair: Number 1, no facial hair, Clean. The Wedding Invitation shows the groom without facial hair.
- Nose: Number 3, long and thin, Stiletto. Helga’s Poem says he has a nose like Lord Ramos.
- Hair Style: Number 6, high top, Crew Cut. This matches the groom in the Wedding Invitation illustration.
- Eyebrows: Number 5, Thinker. Helga’s Poem says his eyebrows match Drooly’s. This one is difficult because two eyebrow styles look very similar, but Number 6 is too droopy.
- Age: Number 1, Young. The Classified Ads show that everyone is in their mid-20s, so we do not need to identify Ralf first to figure this out.
- Hair Color: Number 1, Blonde. This matches the groom in the Wedding Invitation illustration.
Hand Questions
I am putting these in a separate section from the appearance deductions because you need to make several deductions to understand the answers. I am assuming you have already figured out the mascot names, the classified ads, and who Alex and Liam are.
- Things Ralf hates: He is afraid of cars, as stated in his Classified Ad.
- Things Helga hates: She does not like smokers, body hair, or cheese. These are listed in her Classified Ad.
- Ralf’s Favorite Character: Lilik. This is stated in his Classified Ad. He likes her so much that he has a tattoo of her, which he shares with Helga, as shown in the poem and Wedding Invitation.
- Helga’s Age: She was 25 when she met Ralf, according to the Classified Ad. If we use Alex’s birthday and his Classified Ad, we can work out that he was 24 in the ad and turned 28 two weeks ago. This means Helga is now 29.
- Common Points Between Ralf and Helga: Their favorite character is Lilik, and they both have a tattoo of her. The Classified Ads and Helga’s Poem confirm this.
- First Date: They went to Jujuk Burger together, as shown on the receipt. Since Helga hates cheese, she probably ordered the second meal. They ordered different burgers and fries, but both got MoroKetchup. She liked Ralf so much that she wrote him a poem and promised to show him her tattoo on their next date.
- Jujuk Universe Iconic Objects: Lord Ramos sleeps in a coffin, and Drooly cooks in a cauldron, as shown in the comic. Sok plays baseball with a bat, while Mako plays the violin, as shown on the Mako Max bar.
- Intel on Best Friend: The Mission Order says the Birthday Party Photo belongs to Ralf’s best friend, so his best friend is Alex. Alex is a law student or has a law degree. He also visited the park in his favorite costume, Roomzy. When we compare the photo with the Tattoo Photo, we can identify him as the Black smoker, which also matches the 24M Classified Ad.
- Ralf/Helga Relationship Length: We can work this out by looking at Alex’s age. If he turned 28 this year and was 24 in the Classified Ad, Ralf and Helga have been dating for four years.
- Jujuk Universe Iconic Duos: Jujuk and Lilik have a Mickey and Minnie-style relationship, as shown on the backside of the Classified Ads, where they are embracing. Lord Ramos lives with Drooly, who cooks terrible food for him, as shown in the comic. Lalak appears to be in love with Mako, based on the backside of the Mako Max bar. It takes a close look, but Sok loves Miss Serena, as shown on the backside of the comic. The image is not in color, but the dress on the right matches Miss Serena’s dress in the Jujuk Park photo.
- Ralf’s Age: He was 23 when he met Helga. Using the same logic as Alex’s birthday, Ralf is now 27.
Final Appearance

Infiltration
I have only seen one variation of Question 1 and Questions 8, 9, 10, and 11.
Question 1: What took you so long?
Answer: I got delayed at work.
All the other options are false. Ralf is afraid of cars, so he could not drive, he works as Jujuk rather than Roomzy, and he is a huge fan who knows all the mascot names perfectly.
Question 2A: You’ve always been my Sok…
Answer: Which makes you my Serena.
The backside of the comic shows that Sok is in love with Serena.
Question 2B: You’ve always been my very own Mako…
Answer: And you, my Lalak.
The backside of the Mako Max bar shows the connection between Mako and Lalak.
Question 3A: And we’re inseparable, like Lord Ramos and…
Answer: His cape.
The comic shows that Lord Ramos always wears his cape.
Question 3B: And we’re inseparable, like Morok and…
Answer: His barrel.
Every photo of Morok shows him wearing a barrel held up by suspenders.
Question 4A: Even before we met, fate tied our paths together, as we both…
Answer: Posted our ads in the same Jujuk Mag!
The Mission Order confirms that their classified ads appear in the same issue. The other options are incorrect because they are not coworkers, do not share the same birth year, and the shared Lilik tattoo is a different clue.
Question 4B: Destiny wanted us to find each other, since we both…
Answer: Have a Lilik tattoo!
The Classified Ads show that they are different ages, 23 and 25 when they met. The Wedding Invitation and Helga’s Poem confirm that they share a Lilik tattoo.
Question 5A: I knew you’d be the man of my life from our first date, because…
Answer: We ordered the same fries sauce.
The receipt shows that they both ordered MoroKetchup. They ordered different burgers, their date was at a burger joint rather than a theme park, and Helga promised to show Ralf her tattoo on their next date.
Question 5B: I knew you’d be the man of my life from our very first meeting…
Answer: At Jujuk BurgerZ!
The receipt confirms that Jujuk BurgerZ was their first date. Remember to choose the location without a smoking area because Helga hates smokers, as stated in her Classified Ad.
Question 6A: Our life together had been just as delicious as…
Answer: Fries with MoroKetchup sauce!
The receipt confirms the answer. The other options are incorrect because Helga hates cheese, the chocolate bar is called Mako Max rather than Maxo Mak, and the wings are called Serena’s Greeny Wings.
Question 6B: Our life together had been just as delicious as…
Answer: A Mako Max chocolate bar.
The chocolate bar confirms the answer. Drooly’s cooking is terrible, as shown in the comic, and Helga hates cheese, ruling out the mozzarella sticks and Maxi cheese.
Question 7A: Nothing will ever come between us, as with Sok and…
Answer: His baseball bat!
The backside of the comic shows Sok with his baseball bat. The other options are incorrect.
Question 7B: And nothing will ever come between us, as with Lord Ramos and…
Answer: Drooly!
The comic shows that Lord Ramos and Drooly live together. Lord Ramos does not wear a cap.
Question 8: Don’t play dumb, you know very well who I am…
Answer: Yes, Alex, I know it’s you.
The deduction section explains that Alex is the person wearing the Roomzy costume in the Jujuk Park photo.
Question 9: I think every day, about the life that should have been mine if Helga chosen me…
Answer: You’ve been obsessing over this for 4 years?
Alex turned 28 two weeks ago, according to the Mission Order and Birthday Party Photo. His Classified Ad shows that he was 24, so he has been obsessing over Helga for four years.
Question 10: I declare this marriage illegal!
Answer: You of all people should know that makes no sense.
Alex is a law student or has a law degree, as established by the Birthday Party Photo and Classified Ad.
Question 11: Helga should be mine!
Answer: Of course not, she hates smokers.
Helga’s Classified Ad makes it clear that she cannot stand smokers. Alex smokes in all his photos and in his Classified Ad.
Mission 5 – Mafia Blues
Investigation
Documents
- Old Handwritten Letter: A romantic letter dated August 25, 1975. The backside is from Dominzia.
- Photograph of Young Girl: The front shows a portrait of a young girl, while the backside shows a mouth covered in lipstick.
- Photograph of Children: The front shows three boys and a girl. The backside says “67 Summer” and identifies Foggia, along with three names.
- OceanWorld Postcard: The front is a postcard, while the backside contains a message to Papa in Italy.
- Recent Envelope: The front shows the intended address, while the backside identifies the sender.
- Recent Handwritten Letter: A letter addressed to Michelino. The backside is from Papa and Mattia. It came with the newspaper article.
- Dominick’s-Out Newspaper Article: The front is a review featuring Alan Cotton and Italian cinema. The backside contains obituaries from Italy.
- Caricature: An OceanWorld caricature of someone dressed as a seal. It is signed by Tebu.
- Stacie Loyalty Card: A loyalty card for a barber shop in NYC.
- Paper Napkin: The backside contains a note to Domi. From the context, it appears to be a suicide note.
- Surveillance Footage: Footage of Michael Lucci drowning himself. The backside gives the date as May 12.
- Photograph of Andrea Torrelino: A photograph of the mob boss. The backside has a name and a date.
- Torn Pink Note: A second half of a form link note,
855627, with the text “aiting.” The other half of the Pink Note appeared in Mission 4, but it seems irrelevant to this case. Or is it meant for us?
Hints
- If this case feels much easier than the previous one, it is partly because Mission 6 is harder. There is also a curveball during the infiltration phase where we have to think on the fly, so there is simply less to remember.
- The letter from Papa says that Mickey is one of three sons. When we combine this with the old photo of three boys, we have two people to rule out. The backside identifies Antonio and Mattia. What do they look like?
- This is the biggest time gap we have seen between the earliest and most recent images. Keep an eye out for any appearance traits that can change with age.
Appearance
- Eye Shape: Number 5, downturned, Melancholonia. Dominzia’s letter describes his eyes as having “an azure melancholy.” This is also the eye shape of the blonde boy in the childhood photo.
- Mouth Shape: Number 3, Impish. The backside of Dominzia’s photo shows an illustration of his mouth.
- Ears: Number 1, normal size, Size M. The Childhood Photo helps here. If Mattia has giant ears, we can rule those out and use normal ears.
- Eye Color: Number 1, Blue. Dominzia’s letter describes his eyes as having “an azure melancholy.”
- Facial Hair: Number 5, groomed curly, Royal. The caricature is too simple to show much detail, but the facial hair clearly curls upward. This also matches the style on the Stache Loyalty Card.
- Nose: Number 6, hooked rectangular, Character. The caricature helps, but we also need to use process of elimination with the Childhood Photo. It is difficult to see without comparing both images, but the nose sticks out and has a point.
- Hair Style: Number 4, Curly. In the Old Handwritten Letter, Dominzia describes his curls.
- Eyebrows: Number 6, Socrates. The caricature shows droopy eyebrows.
- Age: Number 3, Senior. The backside of the Childhood Photo says 1967, when he was still a child. The game takes place around 2020, so he is at least 60.
- Hair Color: Number 5, Gray. I felt silly figuring this one out. Mickey was blonde as a child, but at least 50 years have passed, so his hair would be going gray.
Hand Questions
- Physical Condition: The Surveillance Footage shows him walking with a cane shortly before his death. Other than that, he mentions possibly needing to diet on the Stache Loyalty Card.
- Info About Childhood Love: His childhood love is Dominzia. Her photo and letter show that they were together before he left for the USA. He promised to return as an honest man, but he was unable to keep that promise. She recently passed away, according to the newspaper obituary for Mrs. Dominzia Trivisionne, which states that she left no spouse or descendants. This appears to be the reason for his suicide.
- Intel on Favorite Actor: His favorite actor is Alan Cotton, the star of Deep Blue. The newspaper article confirms this when paired with the postcard and recent letter mentioning the film.
- Info About Father: His father is still alive, as he sent the recent letter, and Mickey was about to send him the postcard. The letter mentions that his father owns a farm and is buying new calves. Mattia lives with him and wants Mickey to return.
- Info About Brothers: He has two brothers, as confirmed by the recent letter mentioning that his father has three sons. Mattia has big ears, as shown on the postcard, and still lives with their father at the farm. His younger brother, Antonio, wanted to become a pilot, according to the old letter, and eventually became one.
- Favorite Drink: Whiskey. The Stache Loyalty Card shows whiskey as the loyalty reward.
- Last Time with Childhood Love: Dominzia’s letter is dated 1975. She mentions that he made a promise to return as an honest man two years earlier, which places their last meeting in 1973.
- Last Vacation: OceanWorld in Seattle, where he died. The postcard confirms the location. He seems to have eaten a lot of seafood, to the point that he wanted to diet, walked around, and had a caricature drawn.
- Hometown: Foggia, Italy. The postcard, the sender’s address on the envelope, and Dominzia’s letter all point to Foggia.
- City of Residence: New York City, New York, USA. The empty envelope gives the address as 131 Mulberry Street, New York. The entire mission also takes place in NYC, where we are investigating the mob boss.
Final Appearance

Infiltration
Questions 8 through 12 are always the same. Question 8 will always fail the first time you answer it, and this will not count against you.
Question 1A: What did you get up to at OceanWorld?
Answer: A caricature artist sketched me as a seal.
The caricature confirms this. The other options are incorrect because we cannot admit to being dead, we spent our holiday being active, as shown on the postcard, and our favorite barber shop is in NYC rather than Seattle, as shown on the loyalty card.
Question 1B: I understand you’ve been on a holiday trip?
Answer: That’s right, I went to Seattle.
The Mission Order confirms that we visited the Seattle location of OceanWorld.
Question 2A: And how is the family?
Answer: Yes, though my father is starting to grow old and is asking for my return.
The recent letter confirms this. The other options are incorrect because Antonio is the younger brother, Mattia is the one who stayed at the farm, and we do communicate with our family because Papa sent us a letter.
Question 2B: And how’s the family? Is everything alright with them?
Answer: Yes, everything’s fine in Foggia.
The sender’s address on the envelope confirms that our family still lives in Foggia.
Question 3A: There was this film with the actor we’re always talking about…
Answer: Alan Cotton?
The recent letter and newspaper article confirm this. Our father sent us the newspaper clipping about Cotton.
Question 3B: They were showing that movie you always mentioned…
Answer: Deep Blue.
The newspaper article confirms that Alan Cotton starred in Deep Blue.
Question 4A: We’ll let the rookies try their hand.
Answer: No doubt, since I’ve started needing a cane to get around.
The Surveillance Footage shows us using a cane shortly before our death. This is a recent development because we do not have one in the Childhood Photo. The other options are incorrect because we are around 60, not 100, we are not young, and we cannot admit that we died.
Question 4B: Let’s go to a restaurant afterwards. A massacre like that will surely whet our appetite.
Answer: Anything but seafood.
The postcard shows that we ate so much seafood during our OceanWorld trip that we do not want any more.
Question 5A: Do we have plans for retirement?
Answer: Visiting my father and brother back in my hometown.
The recent letter and envelope confirm that our family is still in Foggia. The other options are incorrect because we are getting old, our family has cows rather than sheep, as the letter mentions calves, and our brother who became a pilot is the younger one, according to the old letter.
Question 5B: Do we have plans for returning home?
Answer: Yes, my family hopes to see me again.
The recent letter confirms this. The other options are incorrect because we still have family waiting for us, we probably cannot go hiking comfortably with our cane, as shown in the Surveillance Footage, and our home country is Italy rather than the USA.
Question 6A: Where is our childhood love waiting for us?
Answer: Foggia.
The old letter points to Foggia. Her obituary in the newspaper also makes it clear that she never left.
Question 6B: What’s the name of our childhood love?
Answer: Dom.
The old letter and photo identify her as Dominzia, which is frequently shortened to Dom.
Question 7A: Are we sure she never married?
Answer: Yes, never married.
The backside of the newspaper contains her obituary. Although she is referred to as Mrs. Dominzia, it also says she had no spouse or descendants, meaning she was unmarried.
Question 7B: What year did we see her for the last time?
Answer: 1973.
The old letter is dated 1975, and Dominzia says that we made our promise two years earlier. This places our last meeting in 1973.
Question 8, False: What was her favorite flower?
Answer: Choose anything.
This question is genuinely impossible to answer at this point and will not count against you.
At this point, things get weird. The ghost of Domi arrives with her hand covered in notes. However, these are hints rather than direct answers, so we need to make deductions on the fly.
Question 8, Actual: What’s her favorite flower?
Answer: Lilacs.
The notes on her hand say that she hates roses and the color yellow. This leaves lilacs as the only viable answer.
Question 9: And her favorite color was?
Answer: Red.
She hates yellow. Antonio likes Mickey’s eye color, which is blue, but Mickey hates everything Antonio likes. Domi shares Mickey’s opinions, so she also hates blue. This leaves red.
Question 10: And her favorite fruit is?
Answer: Cherries.
She hates yellow, so bananas are ruled out. Antonio likes cherries, which means Mickey hates them. Since Domi has the opposite food preferences to Mickey, she loves cherries.
Question 11: And her favorite vegetable?
Answer: Zucchini.
Her favorite vegetable is green, so carrots are ruled out. As before, Antonio likes zucchini, which means Mickey hates them. Domi has the opposite preferences, so she loves zucchini.
Question 12: What drink do we want?
Answer: A whiskey, as always.
The Stache Loyalty Card confirms that whiskey is our loyalty reward.
Mission 6 – WIP
This section is still under construction. Honestly, I needed some scratch paper while working out the appearance traits, so this is what I have so far.
Documents
- Mission Order: Explains what we need to do. The backside shows a face with numbers on each feature.
- The Face of an Old Friend: A poem describing our appearance.
- The Mind of an Old Friend: A poem for the personality questions.
- Cut Out Overlay: Contains numbers and holes. Some numbers are backwards and become correctly oriented when flipped.
- Photo of Patrick: The front shows Patrick, while the backside says July in Greece.
- Dirty Dino Ad: The front shows the ad, while the backside describes a couple of Alan Cotton films.
- Jujuk Park Photo: The front shows Lydia and Claude on a roller coaster, while the backside contains their emails.
- Mickey’s Childhood Photo: The front shows Mickey with his relatives and Dom, while the backside says ’67.
- Comic: The front shows Count Ramos and Drooly, while the backside shows a baseball game.
- Mount Rushmore Postcard: The front shows the presidents, while the backside contains a message.
- OceanWorld Postcard: The front shows a big-eared fish, while the backside contains Mickey’s message to his father.
- Mako Max Bar: The front shows Mako, while the backside shows him with Lalak.
- International Clown Festival: The front shows clowns, while the backside identifies the artist.
Appearance Hints
- If you have been confused by all the unusual traits we have not used so far, this is where they come into play. Our actual appearance is wild.
- We have 10 traits, each with a number, and a poem containing 10 bolded words. We need to connect them.
- Ten lines each contain a word that matches an appearance feature, followed by a bolded word that relates to one of our documents. For example, “Granite Fathers” clearly refers to the Mount Rushmore Postcard. Figuring out which trait relates to the eyes takes a little more thought.
- We need to work out which document corresponds to each number, then position the Cut Out Overlay so that it reveals the trait we need. We will know when it is correct because everything lines up exactly.
- There are only nine documents for the 10 traits, so we need to use one document for two different traits.
- If you are struggling, compare the shapes on the Cut Out Overlay with the photos. For example, number 10 is an oval with a tail. Could it be a beret or a speech bubble? We can also look at the appearance features we have not used yet and compare them with the photos. I spent my playthrough wondering why a pattern resembling one of the ears appeared in a picture.
Lined Up Photos
I have sorted these in the order of the 10 appearance traits. The bolded words are listed first, followed by the corresponding document and stencil placement.
Strands (Hair) – Ingredients: This lines up with the upper-right corner of the backside of the Mako Max Bar.

Eyebrows – Waves: This lines up with Patrick’s photo. Position it over the waves behind his ear.

Eyes – Walls of the Whole Wide World: This refers to the backside of the International Clown Festival paper, which contains the SkullBX interview about covering the world’s walls with murals. The stencil lines up with two eye paintings.

Ears – Sea Wall: This lines up with Mickey’s Childhood Photo, specifically the lower-right corner near the edge of Dom’s legs.

Nose – Off Like a Rocket: This lines up with the roller coaster photo. Look for the small patch of sky near the tree in the upper-right corner.

Smile (Mouth) – Scents: This lines up with the comic over Count Ramos’s mouth.

Whisker (Facial Hair) – Cotton Picture: This lines up with the backside of the Dirty Dino ad. Position it at the top, above “In Theaters This Week,” where it matches the torn page perfectly.

Age – Fish: This lines up with the fish on the front of the OceanWorld Postcard.

Reflect (Eye Color) – Granite Fathers: This lines up with the sky on the Mount Rushmore Postcard.

Hair Tint – Sweets: This uses the Mako Max Bar and lines up with the “Choco!” speech bubble.

Yes, here it is in a clean table that fits your guide style.
| # | Appearance Trait | Bolded Word | Document | Stencil Placement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Strands (Hair) | Ingredients | Mako Max Bar (backside) | Upper-right corner |
| 2 | Eyebrows | Waves | Patrick’s Photo | Waves behind his ear |
| 3 | Eyes | Walls of the Whole Wide World | International Clown Festival (backside) | Align with the two eye paintings |
| 4 | Ears | Sea Wall | Mickey’s Childhood Photo | Lower-right corner, near the edge of Dom’s legs |
| 5 | Nose | Off Like a Rocket | Roller Coaster Photo | Small patch of sky near the tree in the upper-right corner |
| 6 | Smile (Mouth) | Scents | Comic | Over Count Ramos’s mouth |
| 7 | Whisker (Facial Hair) | Cotton Picture | Dirty Dino Ad (backside) | Above “In Theaters This Week,” aligned with the torn page |
| 8 | Age | Fish | OceanWorld Postcard (front) | Align with the fish |
| 9 | Reflect (Eye Color) | Granite Fathers | Mount Rushmore Postcard | Align with the sky |
| 10 | Hair Tint | Sweets | Mako Max Bar | Align with the “Choco!” speech bubble |
Final Appearance
