In this guide, I cover all achievements in Can ‘Em All, including the regular and hidden achievements. I explain how to unlock each one, from feeding children and killing creatures to completing the game and finding the secret achievements. Some achievements unlock naturally as I progress, while others require specific actions or a bit of luck. I also include warnings for achievements that can end the day or reset progress.
How I Unlock All Achievements in Can ‘Em All
Progress Achievements
These achievements are unlocked naturally by playing through the game.
First Blood
Kill your first creature.
I kill my first creature to unlock this achievement. This is the most basic achievement.
Feeding the Future
Feed 100 children.
To unlock this achievement, I simply insert 100 cans into the delivery tube to feed 100 children.
Ending World Hunger
Feed 10,000 children.
For this achievement, I need to feed 10,000 children. I continue inserting cans into the delivery tube until I reach the required amount.
World’s Greatest Humanitarian
Feed 100,000 children.
This works the same way as the previous achievements, but requires many more cans. I simply keep feeding children until the counter reaches 100,000.
A Fresh Start
Sell your factory for the first time.
I unlock this achievement by selling my factory for permanent upgrade tokens once the option becomes available. I recommend waiting until I have around 5,000 tokens (I don’t remember the exact amount) to unlock the next achievement.
The Perfect Employee
Purchase every permanent upgrade.
For this achievement, I need to purchase all permanent upgrades when selling my factory. Note: THIS WILL RESET MY FED CHILDREN COUNTER.
Freedom at Last
Discover the game’s ending.
This achievement is essentially for completing the game. I purchase all normal upgrades, after which a new upgrade costing 666,666,666 in-game currency becomes available. I purchase it, then leave the factory by going up the stairs and entering the elevator behind the exit door.
Difficult and Secret Achievements
The remaining achievements are either difficult, secret, or simply depend on luck.
Collateral Damage
Kill 10 creatures at once with an explosive bullet.
To unlock this achievement, I need to kill 10 creatures with a single explosive bullet. I recommend shooting as soon as the creatures emerge from the truck so the explosion can kill as many creatures as possible.
Human Meat
Grind yourself in the processor.
I unlock this achievement by getting myself into the processor. Note: THIS WILL END THE DAY.
Not a Can
Throw a creature’s body into the transport tube instead of a can.
For this achievement, I pick up a creature’s body and throw it into the transport tube instead of using a can.
Fresh Meat
Grind a creature while it’s still alive.
I need to get a living creature into the crusher for this achievement. This may take some luck. I unlocked it without realizing it, but later managed to get it again by physically pushing creatures into the crusher.
Special Delivery
Throw yourself into the transport tube.
To unlock this achievement, I jump into the transport tube as if I were a can. Note: THIS WILL END THE DAY.